Awwww yiss it's muthafuckin fair time

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/17/2019 at 17:00 • Filed to: None

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I’m gonna go see the aminals!

UPDATE: I saw the aminals

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 17:19

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Kiltedpadre > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 17:25

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See the animals and figure out who is selling the biggest pork tenderloin sandwich are typically my top two priorities at a fair.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 17:35

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This is me at the fair

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 08/17/2019 at 17:37

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Many corndogs will be happening over the course of this evening

vondon302 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 17:41

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My county fair was in the middle of July this year.wtf!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Kiltedpadre 08/17/2019 at 18:03

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A man after my own heart. Why a re you after my heart? Is yours not enough for you or something? Don't be greedy.

MrDakka > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 18:07

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His heart got clogged after eating all the pork tenderloin sandwiches, he’s after yours now.

Kiltedpadre > MrDakka 08/17/2019 at 18:50

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Exactly, with two hearts I can eat twice as much fair food before needing a bypass.

Kiltedpadre > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 18:51

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That’s an excellent picture of future tenderloins.

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 18:57

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That is SOME pig!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 19:11

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I can’t get the thought of fetal pigs I dissected in college out of my head.

Kiltedpadre > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 19:29

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We can make it a team effort. Split up and compare notes about which tent has the biggest tenderloin.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 21:04

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Do they have fry bread? Oh God I want fry bread

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 08/17/2019 at 21:07

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Is that like fried dough?

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 21:23

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Basically. It's usually called Indian Fry Bread and it's either used as the basis for a taco-like item or it's dusted with powdered sugar. It's fantastic.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 08/17/2019 at 22:13

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So kinda like deep fried naan

Fuckkinja > Kiltedpadre 08/17/2019 at 22:47

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We grow our pork tenderloin sandwiches. Cooked on a camp fire and shared with the cousins tonight. That is some good stuff.

Fry bread is called an elephant ear here in Michigan. 

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 22:54

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Not really (though deep fried naan would be good too), because this dough gets puffy and tender.

If you see something that looks like a tostada but it’s on this bread and they’re selling as a “Navajo Taco”, BUY IT. You won’t regret it.

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/17/2019 at 22:58

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Marshfield? We almost went there tonight

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/17/2019 at 23:05

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No, it’s the local fair here on the island.